Friday, September 27, 2013

Humorless Internet Commenter: The Atheist

As everybody knows by know, atheists are the smartest people on the planet.  Their exceeding intelligence allows them to operate on a plane of existence far superior to those idiots that place their hope in a hollow God.  In my opinion, the best atheists are the ones that spend their days on the Internet looking for intellectually inferior people of faith and take the time to point out how stupid they are.  Is there anything more persuasive than an intellectually bully?  The Bible, of course, but that is a discussion for another day.

As a person of deep faith, I often find myself participating in discussions on the Internet that allow me to express my deep belief in a higher power.  More often than not, however, I am ruthlessly attacked by rugged empiricists, who seem hell bent on pointing out how stupid I am. 

Today, Gawker posted some atheistic drivel that I had no choice but to smack down with a well thought out comment:

Monday, April 22, 2013

CNN Footage of Watertown Siege of Boat

I shared this video on Twitter, but I felt like I should get it out on my blog, as well. I feel like having something on a  blog makes it more real, because it adds a little bit of me to whatever is occurring in the world, and that is really what I find lacking in the world: more of me.

Anyway, I was emailed this footage by an intern at CNN.  CNN obtained this footage of the Watertown terrorist siege.  It shows the boat the terrorist was caught on before the terrorist entered the boat and after.  If you ask me, I think it really sheds some light on this whole explosion/terrorism thing.

Thanks to John King, who personally filmed this exclusive video from his family's blimp.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Humorless Internet Commenter Of The Week: Factchecker

This week's humorless Internet commenter may be my favorite yet. The extent of the humorlessness reaches a magnitude I have yet to see. It also involved a bit of a back and forth with the said commenter. This is the type of commenter that has no humor and is arrogant in his ignorance. He is not well intentioned. He is just miserable, burdened by facts, and unable to have any fun. HE IS A BORE.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Obama Gun Photo A Hoax: Proof

Unidentified Man Shooting Gun
As you know, there is a HUGE debate going on about guns. There are people on one side, lets call them the GOOD guys, that know guns are the quintessence of America. They understand that America would never be possible without guns (except all the Americans that lived here before but were killed by us with guns and pestilence), and that in order to assure that America never lapses back into a country run by rich people, we must have guns. Guns with lots of bullets.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Humorless Commenter Of The Week

I am starting to wonder if the humorless commenter is really just a dumb commenter. I suppose there are instances where very smart people could be so humorless that they are credulous about everything. Anyway, Gawker appears to be full of stupid commenters. It is really quite amazing. This week's comment comes from a spiritual atheist. Someone who shuns the modern church, no doubt, and chooses to live a life based on whatever spiritual machinations get her to the next therapy appointment.