Anyway, Gawker posted an article about how the famous girlfriend was a
1) Recite alphabet continuously for 5 seconds.
2) Trace lineage to former slave holder
3) Castrate a bull
4) Discriminate against discrete and insular minority
5) Count to 10 (best two out of 3)
6) Name capital of Alabama
7) Hypothesize how World War II will end
8) Make 3 pints of grain alcohol
9) Flick hair as though the viewer feels the warm Gulf of Mexico water is lapping languidly at his own feet
10) Resist the flirtations of a relative (not to be more distant that a cousin once removed)Anybody reading this list would know I am being dead serious. They would also know that I meant it to apply to every person that lives in Alabama, even the unborn. KaylinE, apparently the first person to get the Internet in Alabama, had the following few things to say:
OK, as an Alabamian, I have to say, FUCK YOU. We're not all inbred retarded racists, you douche.Reader, I was quite offended by the use of the word retarded and I told her so. She replied:
Well you making it seem like all people from Alabama are dumbfucks is offensive too, so call it even.I told her that I would not accept those terms as I found them offensive. Anyway, there are more comments but you get the idea. She also had some great exchanges with other commenters. Remember, the word is developmentally disabled and not retarded. Don't be a bigot.